Monday, 28 November 2011

Earth to Perth

It's kinda like that - earth to perth. I mean, Perth is the most isolated city in the world (or is it only one of the most isolated? I forget). So, saying 'rest of earth to Perth' is not that ridiculous in itself.
Plus, the fact that it rhymes is quite an added bonus. :P

So, what's happened since the rest of the world and I last touched bases? i.e., since I flew from Brisbane to Perth.

Well, the flight over here on Friday - a total of 5 1/2 hours - was considerably longer than the flight from Broome to Brisbane, and not only in real time. It seemed to drag like a dead fish hanging off the side of a truck. I sat next to (well, not quite - there was an empty seat between us) a lady called Alice from Malaysia. She was really nice - she told me all about her family, and I told her all about mine. When she heard about my story, she asked so many questions I finally took out the paper copy I (conveniently) had in my bag and let her read it. She got sorta mad at me that I hadn't given it to her sooner (she started reading about 2 1/2 hours into the flight), because she had to skip a chapter or two to the end so she wouldn't be left in suspense! That was really encouraging, that she was so keen. She also added that 'that lady who wrote harry potter' is now a billionaire, and it started by 'just writing', like me. :)  haha - I don't think there's much chance of that, but hey, there's such a thing as wishing! :D

I got to the airport, to find that there was no-one in sight - no recognisable faces, anyway. I was waiting at the baggage claim (I can't believe we even thought there would be a chance of me cramming my 16 1/2 kilos of baggage into one 7 kilo hand luggage bag!) when I heard mum yell my name. :) Turns out they had initially been waiting at the QANTAS place and wondering why all the signs only showed qantas flights... Then they ran (they were late) to the virgin place. They waited at the exit where they thought I would come out - Jo said I might come down the stairs, but mum said 'nah!' Guess what?! I came down the stairs! :) 

Going from Nan's immaculately kept house to the, well, not so immaculately kept caravan was a slight shock. Here, every step precipitates a slight 'crunch' as three layers of junk slowly compress beneath your feet, often with fatal (for the junk) results…
Before I can get in the car, I have to siphon off about thirty centimeters of books, paper, loose tissues, and others tuff before it is possible for my feet to go below the level of the car seat…
But apart from the amount of stuff everywhere, it's soo nice to be back with my family: smart, motivated, game-making Jo (in the process of making a game similar to smurfville - right now he weeding out all the bugs in his game), interesting Dom, always ready to chat about any topic, cute Dini who loves to make, knit, stitch, or do anything crafty, Oskar (my personal fan club) who has the cutest smile and laugh, and who is sooo intersting to talk to, and cooper, the guy who also has a super cute laugh and smile, who is always asking me to help him out (like just then - I was demanded to blow up three balloons in quick succession), and who loves climbing over mum when she's trying to read a book (like now). Dad, who's amazing at fixing things and getting things organised, and mum, who manages to keep us all fed, clothed, and (mostly) happy, and still retain not only some of her sanity, but also most of her sense of humour as well.

I just love my fam. :)

Saturday was busy, exhausting, but also fun. We went to the Perth mint, the oldest working mint in Oz, and one of only 6 branches of the Royal Mint in the world! At the front is a big bronze statue of two guys panning for gold. In the pan, people have thrown heaps of coins!

At the mint, we saw 20,000 diamonds that were less than 1/2cm wide, and proof coins, and special decorative coinsminted out own coin, learnt about a lady's tea parties on the mint lawn, saw a 600mL bar of gold poured, saw the largest solid gold coin in the world - 1 tonne (they've made a competition of it), and generally had fun! The guide we had was really interesting.

Our minted coin (both sides): 

 (The picture is what the mint looks like. The thing in the middle of the driveway is the panning for gold statue. Cooper spent ages during lunch running around the walls that ran around the edge of the driveway and walkways. :) Apparently, the guy who ran the mint originally lived on the second floor, on the right side of the entrance)

After that we headed off to the Perth Museum, where we saw stuffed animals and also a display of items from the British museum. That was actually really interesting - we saw a black dress worn by Queen Victoria (she was actually quite short), and a carving of one of the queens that had hidden feet underneath, and the first ever queen from chess (which looked really depressed), and a 'torque', which is a pure gold, very heavy looking ancient neck ring (sounds painful) that was discovered by a farmer plowing his field! Something you really wouldn't expect to happen! :) (At least, something that only ever happens in fairy tales, anyway)

By that time, I was pretty whacked - I'd gone to bed the night before at 12pm brissie time, had just flown seemingly halfway around the world (not quite, but it felt like it), had just finished a stressful exam block (six exams in four days!), and well, I was just about had it!

(Most people, when I went to talk to them at the semi formal, said, 'whoa! I could never have recognised you!')

Saturday dinner was Maccas. Joseph was really cranky that I got to go on Mum's iPad - she's gotten quite a few more games on it. :) Like the addictive (for her, anyway), smurfville, chicken rescue, bloons tower defence, and heaps of others.

I spent a lot of the weekend checking to see if the photos from my semi formal on Thursday night were up on facebook yet. They are (though, if you want to check, you need a password to get in).

The photos look really good! :) Mum and dad thought I looked great - they both said they would hardly recognise me. :)

(This is a photo I took at the semi formal, for those of you who haven't seen a pic yet. There were actually three jokers at the semi formal. Here I am with one of them - the one called Aidan who spent half the night trying to work out who I was, and who didn't actually know me in the end! But I eventually told him my name)


We went to a baptist curch on Sunday - most of the people there were really old, but I liked the service. The sermon talked about how we get all excited about winning the lotto, or someone's birthday party, when the greatest news - Jesus' coming - is hardly talked about at all. In 1 Thessalonians, Paul talks about how we should use the awesome, living hope we have to encourage one another, yet we hardly do it at all! That really got me thinking…

So, what's been funny lately? Well, Cooper saw my anchor-patterned converse sneakers yesterday and said 'oohh!! Pick-axe shoes!' coming from a three-year-old, that was quite amusing.

Oh, and I'd just been reading in exodus about how God told Moses to make shorts for the priests so they would not 'expose themselves' (Exodus 28). And would you believe? Joseph just started talking about it yesterday! Turns out Mum just read the same thing the night before as well! :) Isn't that incredible!?!

Anyway, I think that's enough unintelligible writing for you to plough through for the moment… :)

Hopefully I'll be able to write something tomorrow as well! You'd think, after all that schoolwork, I'd have heaps of time to write, but not so - I mean, just look at how much writing 3 days took up. And that isn't even all!

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

The Joys of Study

Really, who invented studying? I mean really, when I go out into the real world am I really interested in knowing what Boyle had to say about the effect of pressure on a gas, or that in a gas there are no attractive forces?
And - here comes the worst bit - why on earth would I want to know about some dumb dude called Macbeth who thought he was smart enough to outwit the witches and the prophecies? And why would I want to know how to argue the fact that Macbeth was a guy? I mean really!

Then there's the entire 3000 word long experiment on the best way to boil water... seriously, do I care? Well, I kinda do, since I get marked on it, but otherwise, probably not!

Sure, sometimes I wonder about the answers to these things, but is it really worth 8 weeks of my time?

Some people seem to think so, and I suppose, in twenty years I'll be telling my kids the same things my parents are telling me - that it's all for the good, that I'm learning 'life skills', and that it's the law that I elarn it, no matter what I think.

But I've got twenty years before I have to agree!

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Anonymous

If anyone's been reading my blog and doesn't know how to comment, here's how:
  1. Write a comment
  2. On the 'select profile' selection bar, click the bottom option - 'anonymous'.
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  4. Type in the strange word/s shown - this is to stop spammers.
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Hopefully that works!! If it doesn't, post me a comment. :) haha, just kidding.
I (and mum) really like hearing what you all think about our travels/shenannigans!!

P.S. It's the same if you want to post on mum's blog. :)

Saturday, 12 November 2011

How to ruin a good holiday!

I took a photo from aroundozwith6kids.blogspot.com and...worked with it... :)

It's amazing what you can do with a computer

Like Grandad said, you can't believe anything you see these days.



It was Grandad's idea first. And I did all this in Powerpoint - not perfect, but pretty good for that, I  think! :)

Good or bad? #2

1: Oh, man, it's so hot!
2: Oh, that's bad.
1: No, it's good, because it made the plants grow.
2: Oh, that's good.
1: No, it's bad, 'coz it made the weeds grow as well.

Good or bad?

(I have my grandfather to thank for this - partly)

1: Oh, man, I just lost my job!
2: Oh, that's bad.
1: No, it's good, because I got an even better job.
2: Oh, that's good.
1: No, it's bad, because it meant I had a whole lot more responsibility.
2: Oh, that's bad.
1: No, it's good, because it meant I was tested as a person.
2: oh, that's good.
1: No, it's bad - I failed the test.

Friday, 11 November 2011

I like

I love my metaphors like I love my tongue: they really improve my speech.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Even more!

I just LOVE this photo - it's a beautiful one of Kakadu from the Gunlom rock pools. I especially like the ripples. ;) I think I was the one making them... Mum took this photo.
I love this pic so much it's my laptop desktop picture. :) It just seems so perfect. It's even Mum's idea of a good picture - landscpe with real people in it. :)

 This is Moondarra Lake/Dam at Mt Isa. We (Well, I) couldn't believe how blue it was! Pity it was too cold to swim. :(
Another thing we couldn't believe was how small the actual damw as compared to the Lake. Although there isn't half as much water there as at Lake Argyle, the dam itself seems pitifully small. It's amazing how something so tiny can hold back so much water! :)


More Oz photos

I've been looking through my australia photos (yes, I'm missing it!!!), and found these few that I LOVE - I'm just wondering why they're not yet on my blog!! :)

These few are in Toowoomba - The flowers are so pretty, Cooper is so cute, Dini is so beautiful. :)

(We don't need the Toowoomba carnival of flowers - we've got our own!!) 


Poems

We got on the topic of poems today at brekky, and I ended up telling Grandad the poems I wrote when I was in about grade 5 (It's amazing I can still remember them!). He thought they were Pam Ayers poems at first (we were discussing her), then when I got to the word 'kookaburra', he began to wonder... :)
He said I should post them, so here they are. :)

The Kookaburra
We were out for a picnic it's funny;
'Twas the birthday of the sister of my Mummy.
It was a holiday,
And no-one was delayed,
As none of our noses were runny.

We were sitting in a tight little bunch,
All the cousins just having a munch,
When suddenly, a bird!
A kookaburra swerved!
Right down on top of poor Benny's lunch!

Then Grandpa said, 'Oh, what a joke!'
And Benny aimed a poke.
Then Grandpa stepped backwards
Right into the rapids!
And came up again, all soaked!
(Based on a true story. :) )
This next one is one Mum and I made a game of: she'd make up the first line, then I'd have to make up the second line to rhyme with the first. She thought she'd had me with some of the trickier ones (like 'disgusting'), but I always worked it out! :) It doesn't really have a name: I suppose you could call it 'Litter', but that doesn't really lend itself to the poem at all... :)
Litter, litter everywhere!
On the ground and in the air.
What a mess, it's quite disgusting!
Bitd of plastic, metal rusting,
Banana skin and orange peel,
I've even found an envelope seal!
So please, oh please don't chuck your junk,
Or you'll have me to answer to - punk!
(P.S. Can you tell I made up those last two lines just then? :) We didn't end up finishing this one, and of course I couldn't write it here without and end, so I just made one up. :) )
(P.P.S. And you've gotta admit, the last two lines are the best!)
I really like writing these sorts of poems, but I HATE studying (and writing) those stupid ones that are 'profound', and 'deep', and 'horribly uninteresting and boring,' at school. What are we supposed to get out of it!?! An ability to interpret things completely un-english?

My favourite poet is Pam Ayers - she writes poems that are just plain funny, interesting, hilarious, and hysterical. In other words, a lot of fun to read! My favourite are 'Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth', 'I don't want to go to school Mum,' and better yet, 'Thoughts of a late night knitter.'
If you want to find a good poem for an assignment at school, pick one of hers! (Though in older high school grades, you're not really allowed to pick poems that aren't as deep as a 12m pool, which is irritating)

Anyway, after all this rambling, I really have to get back to my physics...... ugh!

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

That's typical!

Boy, did we have a hysterical phone call this afternoon! My mum called me from Western Australia.

Firstly, she told me how Cooper set to his hair with a pair of blunt scissors, and now he looks like he's sat a little close to a lawn mower...

And then he went and peed in the MIDDLE OF THE SHOPPING MALL!!! ANd Oskar yelled out (loudly) 'Mu-uum! Cooper's peed on the floor and I stepped in i-it!!!!

(rolling eyes to high heaven)

And then I had a conversation with Joseph. Well!!


Joseph: Hi Katie! You know how it's my birthday soon? (he didn't beat around the bush! straight to the point!)
Katie: Yes... (wondering where this is leading...)
Joseph: And you know how you can send things by post?
Katie: Yes... (now quite sure where this is leading!)
Joseph: Well, can you put two and two together and work it out?
Katie: Yes, I can put two and two together, but it won't make five unless you add something else to it.
Joseph: what?
Katie: an address!

Hahahah! (you're supposed to laugh with me). It cracked me up. THen my aunty and mum both said at much the same time: but two and two make four! (they jsut don't get it).

Anyway, I really have to go and do my maths and my physics and my english and my german and anything else that needs doing...

:)
Cya

Reader's digest

I love this website - any time I want a good laugh, I know where to look!
Here are jsut a few of the hysterically funny cartoons Lilly and I cacked up at!


I think my Mum can relate to this in more ways than one!

 Not quite sure how this'll work,,,
 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 I didn't even get this one for a few seconds... :)
 hahahahaha....

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

These people are nuts!

I've just been practising for my learners license test by doing all the practice tests online. You wouldn't believe some of the questions they ask!!! YOu'd think they thought we were mental!! :)



This one's the funniest - read multiple choice answer B)!!!!!